Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.
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occupations
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I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors.
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Optometrists watch a lot of tell a vision.
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The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.
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Mapmakers are sure to get into heaven. They will have no trouble reaching the Perly gates.
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Do professional speechwriters have to fill out a lot of rant applications?
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Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
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Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.
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Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.
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NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!