In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
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politics
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The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
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Heads of state don’t play volleyball. It could a set a president. It spikes ill of any such figure who seeks a bump in popularity.
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War on Terror prisoner scandals? Man, shit keeps hitting the fan down in Cuba. They should call it One Mo’ Ton O’ Guano Bay.
Pun of the Day
If Trump fires his vice president, it could be ex Pence ive.
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YOUNG PEOPLE FILIBUSTERING
Dear Pun Gents, a pun about young people and politics. ~Asghar, London, UK (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- It’s sad that teenagers see political involvement as a youthless gesture.
- How to get young men interested in politics? Two words: Pornstitutional Bonarchy
- The U.S. constitution does NOT start ‘Wii, the people…’
- Underage voters could elect a minor-ity government.
- You don’t need pubes to serve the public.
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SOCIOPATHOLOGY
Dear Pun Gents, socialists and death – can you do it? Need to beat ‘youthenasia.’ ~Emma, Melbourne
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Marxed for Death
- Bad Engel shot
- Karl up and die
- Left for dead
- I Shot Lenin
- Communisticable diseases
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STATE OF THE PUN-ION
Dear Pun Gents, I’d like a pun in response to President Obama’s State of the Union speech. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The President really dropped Obama last night.
- There was a lot of security in Washington for the speech. They emptied all the Baracks.
- He promises action on Steve Jobs – and with the iPad, he’s delivered!
- Why is he threatening to punish Banksy?
- He’s repealing ‘don’t ask, don’t tell.’ Finally he has his gaze on the military!
- Another foreign policy blunder: a tax credit for Somali business?
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CAMPAIGN BUBBLE BATH
Dear Pun Gents, something funny about John McCain swimming. ~Cody, Salem, OR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- He’s had another stroke.
- Is that John McCain drowning? He sounds hanoied.
- He doesn’t like swimming. He shies away from blue states.
- When he was drowning, he couldn’t find a Bush to grab onto.
- John can’t swim in his home state. It’s an arid zone-a.
- He’s so afraid of water whenever he gets near a pool he drops a senaturd.
- Michael Phelp’s skills Palin comparison.
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RETURN TO SENATOR
Dear Pun Gents, I would like some puns related to the election in Massachusetts. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Health care reform suffers Brown-out
- Obama does penance in Mass.
- Insure-ection!
- They opened up a Kennedy wupass.
- Massa-chooses-shit
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