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Pun of the Day

11/26/2024 · No comments

David Cameron to his referendum foes: “Don’t mess with me. I’ll EU for Brexit!’

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Pun of the Day

11/10/2024 · No comments
The protestors outside the Bata factory outlet were zealously opposed to a woman’s right to shoes.
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Pun of the Day

08/14/2024 · 2 comments

The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.

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Pun of the Day

08/13/2024 · No comments

People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots.

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Pun of the Day

08/12/2024 · No comments

You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.

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Pun of the Day

07/11/2024 · No comments

All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.

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Pun of the Day

06/25/2024 · No comments

By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/08/2024 · No comments

Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.

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Pun of the Day

05/19/2024 · No comments

Stephen Harper just gave Canada a kick in the arts.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/17/2024 · No comments

Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.

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