I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
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insects
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I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.
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Am I allergic to invisible parasites? I dust mite be.
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I raise bees. I’m not a beef eater, I’m a bee feeder. It’s a nesty business, but I’ve learned to live and let larva. So, show me the honey.
Tout sweet.
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I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
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I find insect vacations quite ant resting.
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My apartment was infested by a pair of insects, so I decided to charge them rent. Does that make me the lessor of two weevils?
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My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
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The story about the boy who had imaginary insect friends was very knew antsed.
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What’s a louse’s favourite hobby? Nitting.