insects - Pun Gents

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10/25/2023 No comments

Nitting is a lousy hobby.

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09/23/2023 No comments

I tried some honey. It really was the bee’s sneeze.

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03/07/2023 No comments

Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.

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01/07/2023 1 comment

I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.

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07/14/2022 No comments

I knew a polygamist. Everytime he got stung by a bee, he broke out in wives.

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Pun of the Day

03/14/2022 No comments

My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!

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12/30/2021 No comments

Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.

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Pun of the Day

07/02/2021

Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.

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05/01/2020 No comments

How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.

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02/21/2020 No comments

Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.

HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)