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11/26/2024 · No comments

French humour is so Sarkozstic

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(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/12/2024 · 1 comment

Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!

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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/12/2024 · No comments
My friend Barry works at a cemetery. He got the job after Doug left. Ash works there too, big guy, just under six feet.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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09/20/2024 · No comments

Which president always nicknames his friends?

Dub ya!

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09/19/2024 · No comments

Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?

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03/09/2024 · No comments

I work for a guy named James. Guess you say could I’ve joined the Jim.

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Pun of the Day

02/14/2024 · 1 comment

Did Art Linkletter invent cursive writing?

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/07/2024 · No comments

I won’t play music for my friend Monica. I don’t want to harm Monica.

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Pun of the Day

09/11/2023 · No comments

In Sweden, they draw a lot of Sven diagrams.

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Pun of the Day

09/07/2023 · No comments

Which character from Gilligan’s Island always screamed for water?

Thurston Howell.

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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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