The dyslexic husband was arrested for spells-ill abuse.
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Pun of the Day
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When I realized I had eaten petrified PlayDough, I nearly had a hardy tack.
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Feeling lost after I gave up pig breeding. Now my life is a bit rutterless.
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When my new car drove off itself a cliff, I realized I had bought a lemming.
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There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.
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My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…
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Dentists are so primal. They’re in touch with their inner enamel.
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I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.
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Do orchestra musicians dine alone?
No – it’s always a table for tuba!