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Pun of the Day

10/30/2025 · 1 comment

Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.

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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/30/2025 · No comments

My spit is so spicy. I call it phlegm brulée.

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Pun of the Day

10/30/2025 · No comments

NED: Remember that goodlooking amputee from last night?
ED: Yeah – she really cauterize!

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Pun of the Day

10/29/2025

Shoulda taken the elevader?
https://imgflip.com/i/2bbkqw

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Pun of the Day

10/29/2025 · No comments

Does the Journal of Incontinence Research utilize pee-er review?

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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/29/2025 · No comments

A man with a depraved hairstyle, aka ‘Cowlickula‘.

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Pun of the Day

10/28/2025 · No comments

An unbroken horse is mare rage material.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/28/2025 · No comments

The dyslexic husband was arrested for spells-ill abuse.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/28/2025 · No comments

When I realized I had eaten petrified PlayDough, I nearly had a hardy tack.

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Pun of the Day

10/27/2025 · No comments

Feeling lost after I gave up pig breeding. Now my life is a bit rutterless.

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