The police picked up the sleepy looking priest, as a parson of into-rest.
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Microwave ovens are in a minute objects.
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Why does rubbing your hair with vinegar give you head lice?
Because he who acetates is loused.
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In the Wild West, there were many aboriginal sweat shops, where native women were forced to manufacture headgear, working in squaw lid conditions.
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I went to Cuba–and now I’m cigared for life.
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It’s Sparta the job description…
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It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
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Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.
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My spit is so spicy. I call it phlegm brulée.
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NED: Remember that goodlooking amputee from last night?
ED: Yeah – she really cauterize!