Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
Pun of the Day
My friend, Neesia, always forgets who she is. She keeps telling everyone “I am Neesia.”
Pun of the Day
I refuse to make leek and potato soup. It’s just a vichyssoise circle.
Pun of the Day
The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.
Pun of the Day
Discarded animal entrails smell absolutely offal.
Pun of the Day
To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
Pun of the Day
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
Pun of the Day
Fauns have been accused of taking human/goat hormones.
Pun of the Day
NED: Someone stole rosemary from my garden!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes – I feel quite dissed herbed!
Pun of the Day
Michael, Jermaine, Marlon, Tito and Randy were so horny. They should have been renamed the Klaxon 5.