Do orchestra musicians dine alone?
No – it’s always a table for tuba!
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
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It can be dangerous to eat unskinned meat. You might end up in the more-chew-hairy.
Pun of the Day
President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
Pun of the Day
Finding a crashed plane in the Pacific is atoll order.
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As a necrophiliac, there’s always plots to do.
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Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
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I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
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For those trying to give up salty snacks for Lent, I say beer nut afraid.
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The first manual transmission cars were make shift.
Pun of the Day
Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.