If Scrooge invented a mutton sandwich, would he call it a baa hambugger?
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I swallowed a dictionary. You can quote me on that, verb ate em.
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Let us help. We’re Can-aidian.
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Eminem came on stage and the audience was rapped.
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How do you cut a diamond? With a karat-y chop.
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Anyone who can fart on command belongs in an insta toot.
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When will it rain in Jamaica? Soon, mon, soon.
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Prostitutes are buy sexual.
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They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.