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Pun of the Day

10/06/2025 · 1 comment

Prostitutes are buy sexual.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags chex, probstitutes and parnography 1 Comment
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/06/2025 · No comments

They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags CERN, physics, science Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/05/2025 · 1 comment

Do babies drive Mini Poopers?

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bodily functions, cars, kids, poo jokes 1 Comment
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/05/2025 · No comments

Exhuming a corpse is ratherĀ updignified behaviour.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags anatomy, corpses, death, graveyards Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/05/2025 · No comments

Hear about the dentist and his evil twin?

They were molar opposites!

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/04/2025 · No comments

If you live beneath a sewer, you are destined for grateness.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags destiny, poverty, random, sewers Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/04/2025 · No comments

When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags battle of the sexes, feminism, gifts, santa, Xmas Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/04/2025 · No comments

The breast reduction industry is a real juggernot.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags anatomy, breast reduction, business Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/03/2025 · 3 comments

I don’t want to drink alone. Please beer with me.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags alcohol, beer, loneliness 3 Comments
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/03/2025 · No comments

I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’

Categories Pun of the Day Tags housing, religion, water Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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