When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
Pun of the Day
The government built a cattle barn for the poor. It was afford a bull housing.
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My boss is turned on by fish. One day he made a bass at me.
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Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
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I didn’t wear deodorant in the Finnish capital and now I smell stinki.
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Sodomy puns are sexual in ur endo.
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They make tiny submersibles these days that are smaller than a mouse. They’re known as submurines.
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There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
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Why did the farmer build his waterwheel in the shade?
He figured he could make a cool mill.