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Pun of the Day

05/28/2025 · No comments

The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/28/2025 · No comments

I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.

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(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/27/2025 · No comments

While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.

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05/27/2025 · No comments

Who’s the most villainous vegetarian? A: Green Goblin’.

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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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05/27/2025 · No comments

A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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05/26/2025 · No comments

You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/26/2025 · No comments

Mexican food: I always order it ta co.

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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

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05/26/2025 · No comments

The football coach hired Prometheus as a linebacker. He said, “We’ve got to Titan up our defence.”

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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05/25/2025 · No comments

Did all the goodlooking women go naked during the London Blitz?

Yes – there were many ‘aerate’ sirens.

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05/25/2025 · No comments

Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation?

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(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)
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