The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.
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The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.
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I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.
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While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
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Who’s the most villainous vegetarian? A: Green Goblin’.
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A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck.
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You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.
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Mexican food: I always order it ta co.
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The football coach hired Prometheus as a linebacker. He said, “We’ve got to Titan up our defence.”
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Did all the goodlooking women go naked during the London Blitz?
Yes – there were many ‘aerate’ sirens.
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Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation?