NED: Joe Malignant is no longer my friend.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – he’s always spreading tumours about me!
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Men’s jockstraps can be purchased at a nardwear store.
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Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.
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How do advertisers boost sales of Gravol?
They tell customers to take it at nauseum.
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Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.
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My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
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You might get constipated if you sit too long on a bar stool.
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Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.
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They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.