NED: Did the poet really jump out a building and kill himself on the concrete?
ED: Oh no – that was a met-a-floor.
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Trying to cut out sugar? Gluc with that!
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Sherlock Holmes novels are sexist! As are all mister-ies.
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Borrowing funds for kitchenware can turn you into a zombie, aka The Wokking Debt.
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The coolest ‘river-fishing’ themed restaurant has hip waiters.
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Hear about the wig thief? He had a hair owin’ addiction.
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Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat.
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When I got home from work E.T. was sitting on my roof. I called around for an answer — my lawyer found that someone had put alien on my property.
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My birthday is over. It’s a fete accompli.
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I ingested a pop can and everything is clear. I feel aluminated.