An illegitimate turkey, aka a bastered.
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Whenever I see bacon in the pan, I think, ‘Now, that’s parallel porking.’
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What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.
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Why don’t telephone scam artists use VOIP lines?
Because it’s Internet tell-a-phony.
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The spread of Walmart is like a plague of low-costs.
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Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.
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Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
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Hear about the businessman turned serial killer?
He was obsessed with stalk options!
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Where can you find a ‘picker’? The Pocanos.
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NED: Did the poet really jump out a building and kill himself on the concrete?
ED: Oh no – that was a met-a-floor.