So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
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So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
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Justin Timberlake’s concerts feature everything but the kitsch ‘N Sync.
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Which actor gave the most grateful Oscar acceptance speech?
T.Hanks.
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Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.
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At first John Lennon refused to perform jingles for fast food ads, but then he decided to give pizza chants.
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In an issue of British national security, they had to call in a repairman to re-wind Big Ben. MI6 classified it as ‘clock in danger‘ operation.
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Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.
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I have encyclopedic knowledge of amphibians, aka toadal recall.
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I hate disco – it gives me the heeby Bee-Gees!
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The metaphor shop was robbed. It was alluding. Nothing simile has happened since. The cops are on the lookout fore shadows.