My constipated friends and I decided to get together and have a block potty.
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I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
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Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
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Don’t drink your tea immediately, for steep sake!
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John Lennon was hungry, but he wouldn’t give pies a chance. He insisted on having a yellow submarine. Paul just said ‘Let it Brie.’
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Little people… knee high say more?
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I went to Damascus and, stumbling around drunk, got impaled upon some jagged glass. Immediately I felt Assyrian pane in my side.
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Abe Lincoln’s famous speech to commemorate the opening of the first McDonald’s in 1863 was known as the Get-cheeseburger Address.
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I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.
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If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had the 12 app puzzles?