My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.
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Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
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I always get drunk on my birth daze.
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Every time I scrape myself, I have a big cell abrasion.
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The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
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Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.
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Those who split the atom were true divisionaries.
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The Italian phone company didn’t worry when invoices to the capital weren’t sent out all at once – because Rome wasn’t billed in a day.
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Scarecrows don’t frighten me nor do their empty threads.
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I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?