I went to the hospital for a colorectomy and instead got a lobotomy. Now I half a mind to complain.
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If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.
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Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
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Who was the first species to make dick jokes? Homo say penis was, in genital.
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I broke my leg dancing. My new nickname is Saturday Night Femur.
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My next-door neighbours are always lighting up fragrant sticks, even after I complained. They are so incensitive!
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If you’re a slave, the own us is on you.
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Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
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Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.
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I should get promoted because I gave you a hot beverage. After all, I have seen your tea.