Dustin ‘Offman is a neat freak.
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Pun of the Day
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Egypt’s failed hydro dam, aka the Joule of Denial.
Pun of the Day
My son complains he can’t play T-ball inside. I said “Sorry son, but there’s a lack of for T-ball housing.”
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Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
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I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.
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If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.
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I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
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The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.
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The Spearmint Killer held his victims at gumpoint. He threatened to blow everything up.