Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
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Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
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Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”
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Canada’s most famous dinosaur? Toronnosaurus Rex.
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Anyone who licks an envelope is into mail bondage.
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When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.
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Which actor wears a toupee? Harrison Ford.
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Shed that extra 20 pounds? Weigh to go!
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I was on YouTube trying to download ‘Fat Elvis’ videos but it takes up too much band width.
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Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.
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Do overprivileged children go online for their social networthing?