Tricked into watching Happy Days, I fell victim to a Fonzi Scheme.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Tricked into watching Happy Days, I fell victim to a Fonzi Scheme.
Pun of the Day
Do punsters enjoy slicing up rump roast?
You butcher ass!
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Lettuce hope that when vegetables attack, it won’t be a large kale invasion.
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For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.
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Sasquatch has high net swarth.
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NED: I caught you heating up your own booger!
ED: So?
NED: Your goos is cooked!
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The epicentre of radical feminism is New York City, aka Man-hatin’.
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Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
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Couches don’t like it when you make fun of them. They don’t appreciate sat ire.
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With the high cost of hair-loss treatments, it’s not just hairlines that are receipting.