Don’t overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he’s liable to imp load.
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How does a deaf man tell you about his broken heart?
Sighin’ language.
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Who is Lord of the Rings?
Rocky Bilboa!
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Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
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Are Hindus waiting for end of days aka Karma-gettin’?
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What happened when Jesus brought the dead pigs back to life?
He turned slaughter into swine!
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I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.
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Do data miners work at the query?
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Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?
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Are there hot dog stands in Frankfort?