Why is it filthy droids end up doing all the work?
Because a washed ‘bot never toils.
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The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.
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My grandma always gives me the benefit of the dote.
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I made a pun in springtime. It was a May zing.
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The guy at the bar in charge of karaoke requests never picks me. I feel like I’m ode.
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I saw my dog playing poker, so I yelled at it, ‘Eu-cre!’
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Why is farting out bubbles a sin?
Because – it’s blast-foamy!
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In summertime, stuffing your fridge with drinks is of party cooler importance.
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ED: Do you like this abstract painting?
NED: No. Modern art makes me want to regurgiTate.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, it Turners my stomach.
ED: Oh my.
NED: If you’ll excuse me – now I have to get up Van Gogh to the bathroom!
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Olympic figure skaters are so competitive—that’s why their outfits are covered in sequins.