I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!
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Eating wheat is a sin, aka gluteny.
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The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.
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What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
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Which Happy Days character loved to read?
The Fonts!
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Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”
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My son is getting farter and farter behind, so we’re hiring a tooter. It should rectumfy the shituation, whenever the teacher decides to colon him.
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What happens when you take out people’s eyes?
They cull eyed.
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NED: A dog clawed at my anus!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now I have an injured paws terrier.
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What did the out-of-work doctor say?
“Patients is a virtue!”