Trump chose a leaky bottle of vinegar for his cabinet. The press wrote ,”Meet the new Secretory Acetate“.
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The priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished.
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NED: All my pimples are named ‘Benedict XVI’…
ED: Hmm, I don’t know. You shouldn’t pope your zits.
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I poured turkey sauce on a cut of beef. It was a gravy my steak.
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There are no good German mathematicians, because in Germany, nein = zero.
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Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
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Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.
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You’ll never be lonely in St. Louis. Missouri loves company.
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Andrew from Dugald:
African pasta? Serenghetti.
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Once a year, all the lions get together and go to a salon. They get their manes brushed and their claws sharpened… but always in that order – and they’re always pleased with the results. Pride combeth before a file, they say!
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Which wolves have gone extinct? Were wolves.