When our friend Paul was fired from a catapult, it really cast a Paul over things.
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I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?
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Lung, lung o’ goo, I gave up smoking.
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Some philosophies have strict guidelines, but adlibertarians are free to make things up.
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If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.
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Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
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NED: Have you heard it through the grape vine?
ED: No, I don’t keep up with currant events.
NED: C’mon, you should be raisin your awareness!
ED: Hey – quit winin‘!
NED: I’m just trying to give you a lil’ viticulture…
ED: Aw, put a cork in it.
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If you want to make whoopee, it’s best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite.
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There is no right to privacy in some totalitarian states. For example, they even scrutinize a woman’s menstrual cycle in Red ‘Gina.
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When the New Kids were finally able to grow their ‘soul patches’, they wrote a song about it: “Hangin’ Tuft.”