I want to dip you in melted cheese! I’m just so fondue you.
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Many Quebecers venerate their province’s flag, but trample on the Canadian flag. One is the Fleur de Lis, the other is the floor doiley.
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There’s Norway Ice Scand Finnish this Danish: It tastes too Swede!
Pun of the Day
What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.
Pun of the Day
I’m hooked on soft drinks. I have a coke can addiction.
Pun of the Day
When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
Pun of the Day
Anyone going through airport security has a motional bag gauge.
Pun of the Day
You’ll never see a million hair putting everything into a shavings account. Instead he makes bald decisions, even if they be pure follicle.
Pun of the Day
Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.
Pun of the Day
The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with Legoo.