Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they’re so well grounded.
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Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
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Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they’re so well grounded.
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God’s favourite comedian? Cause be.
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What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.
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The uncleaned spaces between my bathroom tiles aren’t merely disgusting; they’re groutesque.
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Stressed out? Consider hiring a dromedary – they have a very cameling effect.
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As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.
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Did you hear about the diplomat who skipped out on Thanksgiving dinner to negotiate an Eastern European territory swap, and ended up getting Hungary for Turkey?
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What’s the international language of single people?
Desperanto.
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My spouse is addicted to the internet. She needs her daily wife-high.