The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.
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The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.
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In the digital age, how do know your child is potty trained?
When he says ‘iPooed‘.
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An academic who studied mouthwash shortages had his conclusions dismissed as ‘out of Scope‘.
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What do you call it when a French psychoanalyst falls on the winter ice?
A froidian slip of course!
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When I pass the sugar, I do it violently. My nickname is the Hurry Cane.
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Getting the queen of daytime TV to lose weight is a complicated Oprah ration.
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I won’t play music for my friend Monica. I don’t want to harm Monica.
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Quote from Mr. TP: “I pity the stool.“
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I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.