Palin spent $150,000 on campaign outfits?
If she keeps that up, she certainly won’t clothes The Gap.
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Why are pirates so loud?
They just argh.
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Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.
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As she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to have been Princess Die-anonymously.
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My friend knows that a bon mot is like a secret magical password. ‘Oh, pun!’, says ami.
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My mom is amazing. She told me, “Some women slow down in their fifties, but me no pause.”
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The dyslexic traveler got off the plane and started writing on his thigh. To bewildered onlookers he explained, “I have jot leg.”
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When an exam proctor makes a citizen’s arrest for cheating, it’s invigilante justice.
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Brother can you Sparrow dime?