If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing.
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
The bodybuilding punster pumped irony.
Pun of the Day
Russians are Igor to please.
Pun of the Day
The actor who played the lisping stammerer in The King’s Speech is my Firth choice for Oscar.
Pun of the Day
Spice Girls, the Movie? It’s about thyme.
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
If the Blarney Stone were a man, would kissing it make me Gaelic?
Pun of the Day
I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.
Pun of the Day
It’s free to make a long distance call from the bathroom of a jumbo jet, if you use Sky pee.
Pun of the Day
When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.