What’s a fish’s favourite cheese?
Manta-ray jack!
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Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.
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How does the arsenic killer justify himself?
“Hey – I’m not such a bad poison.”
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Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.
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Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.
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What’s the most influential website among amphibians? Rebbit.
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I love it when hipsters speak bad English. Please, kombucha the language!
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Which species of fish are the most democratic?
Those who vote in eelections.
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Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.