Magician’s assistants are highly sawed after.
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Cosmonauts require massage.
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People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.
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Which character from Gilligan’s Island always screamed for water?
Thurston Howell.
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NED: I don’t trust people who talk about staining wood.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – they are say-tannic.
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What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”
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How does a permanent marker work? I simply can’t de-scribe it.
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Anime films are universally Japanned by critics.
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They say Marilyn Monroe had a photographic mammary.
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The lawyer who got into cattle breeding put in many build-a-bull hours.