Dangerous sneezes occur unpredictably. To insure against them, consult an atchoo-ary.
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Cannibals just e-man-ate something unusual.
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NED: I think all radios are sexist.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because, I AM/FM-inist!
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We were discussing what exactly made Skeletor evil. But then we gave up, because it was just arguing He-mantics.
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What is it called, when backwards you sing? A: Yoda-ling
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The clown with a split personality was a bit of a Juggle and Hyde character.
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The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
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In Sweden, they draw a lot of Sven diagrams.
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An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.
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Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.