Tightrope walkers have to be well taut.
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Tightrope walkers have to be well taut.
Pun of the Day
There’s a new drug called ‘food’ that makes you feel great, and is good for you too. From now on, I’m poppin suppers!
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Truck drivers musn’t rest on their lorries.
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The painter became a wrestler, because he wanted to lay the smock down.
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Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.
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The talking cockatiel was an expert at parotty.
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Gandhi was a pacifist, but during a bread shortage he got so hungry he advocated naan-violence.
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I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.
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Was Ireland a hotbed of glam rock?
No, Shamrock.
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We are so paranoid about terrorists, in the Western Hamasfear.