Hot dogs are a violent food. Anyone who eats them promotes warm mongreling.
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Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.
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Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.
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Any plot to assassinate the president is die-Obama-cal.
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Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed.
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My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
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A man who wins a poker tournament has yet to reach the pinochle of achievement.
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Last night I fought a tree. I was punch trunk.
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A nation full of insane people has a lot of govern mental challenges.