Those with fractures are a risk to cracks.
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I wanted to visit the Museum of Pyroscatology, to see a burning bag of feces. In order to do so, I char turd a bus.
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Are atoms somewhat funny?
Yes, they’re part tickles!
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I dreamed I was an amputee. I don’t know how those no shins got in my head.
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I wish I could piss on a tree! Oh, how I’ve pined and urined fir that scents of pees! Or at least dribble on my balsam.
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Bruce Lee was meant to be the greatest. It was man of fist destiny.
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NED: Did you hear, I’ve become a Scientologist?
ED: No way. You’re nuts.
NED: I really did. It’s Xenu-ist craze!
ED: Well I don’t believe in that nonsense.
NED: Bah. Get behind me, Thetan!
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Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
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A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
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Lufthansa: the German company for people who ask questions in public.