Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.
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A bean is not a citrus fruit. That would be comparing a pulse to oranges.
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Do people in castles suffer from Turrets Syndrome?
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The pair of adventurers decided against camping on top of Mt. Everest, because it was just two in tents!
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NED: Did you know that arthropods have hard shells made out of glucose?
ED: No way! You’ve gotta be chitin me!
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I am paranoid about pickpockets. I have nervous of steal.
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Eye alone know what it’s like to be a cyclops.
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I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.
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The animals that most enjoy having no clothes are the amphibians. They like being newt.
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Urinating with a friend? There are co-peeous reasons y0u shouldn’t.