The lack of standards around here makes me ANSI.
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
Pun of the Day
The latest mathematical theory was delta blow. It was like lambda to the slaughter.
Pun of the Day
Who sets our nutrition policies? Is it the feds?
Pun of the Day
Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.
Pun of the Day
All direct marketers shall be cast into the flyers of hell.
Pun of the Day
Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.
Pun of the Day
Now that I’m a hotshot celebrity pastry chef, I drive a Studebaker
Pun of the Day
The inventor of women’s underwear should be in our panteon of heroes.
Pun of the Day
Today is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day, National Dance Like a Chicken Day, and some Mother, more important holiday.