Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
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How does the Syrian president live with himself? He must look in the mirror and say ‘I’m Assad fellow. But everything’s gonna be Alawite.’
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If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.
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Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society?
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I don’t like the high seas. If I ever went on a pirate ship, they would clock me in the groin, and call me ‘gland clubber!‘
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What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.
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Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.
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Lighting a lantern is pure torcher.
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Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.
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Pigeons are the most poetic birds. They make height coos.