When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
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I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.
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Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
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Some people believe abortion is inevitable. They tend to be fetalists.
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If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
- Measure for Measuring Tape
- Two Gentlemen of a Rona
- Taming of the Screw
- Romeo and Juliet Balcony
- Awl’s Well That Ends Well
- Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)
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If you make a mistake ordering soup in a Japanese restaurant, just say “Miso – sorry!” Don’t get bento of shape. They can quickly maki your order and do a rice job it. It’s one of the unagi experiences of life.
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Small rodents have no identity. They are a nano mouse.
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The Inuit don’t allow females on the hunt. Sadly, there is still a glass sealing.
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The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?
Ewesed.
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Don’t fondle anyone inside a courtroom. That’s perv jury.