Speak no more than necessary. To do otherwise is just sylly.
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Where are people the meanest?
Armenia.
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Anyone in the field of organ donation measurement has a lung weigh to go.
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Methuselah was the oldest drug addict in the Bible.
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Do the IT technicians on Sesame Street have to defraggle their hard drives?
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Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.
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I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
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What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
Presence.
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Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.
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Which rock star enjoys his morning ritual with a newspaper? Lou Reed.