I knew a polygamist. Everytime he got stung by a bee, he broke out in wives.
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Eating greasy high cholesterol food gives me stage fright. I get butter fries in my stomach.
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My mollusk-weighing technology has met with grade a clam. So take that mother shuckers!
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Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!
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Drooling is my new religion. It’s the only path to salivation.
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Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.
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Did you hear about the guy with a lisp who went to an art film about the sewing industry, but couldn’t comprehend all the thimbolism?
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Monetary policy madness: Fed Chair Ben Bernanke, aka the ‘Bernanker-Chief’, is blowing his wad!
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NED: I would like to rent some stripper equipment.
ED: Just call the pole lease!
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Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.