Writing a symphony is a draw note process.
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Hear about the new levy on pushpins?
It’s a tacks grab!
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It must be hard being colour-blind. It’s a purples-less existence.
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People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.
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Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!
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Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?
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I’m an ex-spurt on vasectomies.
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ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
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Alphonse: good name for a typesetter.
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My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.