The best place for a politician to apologize? Parle-lament.
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Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
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The best place for a politician to apologize? Parle-lament.
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All married men have been sentenced to wife.
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Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!
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Which branch of science is dedicated to launching little people into space?
Astrognomy.
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The French film fest is haunted! I saw it in Star Trek II: the Wraith of Cannes
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Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
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Don’t ask me about bridges! It’s like the spannish inquisition.
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Want high-class accommodation? Stay in a hautel.
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The Museum of Bacteria aka the E. Coliseum.
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I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.