As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
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I love Frog TV. It’s just so ribbiting.
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Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.
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Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.
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When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
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The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.
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Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No!
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New technology trend: supercomputers that analyze the metrics behind swine behaviour, aka Pig Data.
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Fat jokes usually have a big paunch line.